You're Not Serious

 

 Why does Donald Trump ...

1. want Greenland? I really don't think he does. But I think he has something else in mind. It is Trump negotiating. His objective, who could guess? But, I am willing to ride this out this time...

2. not drink? The Donald is a control freak. Drinking or drugs would make him lose control...

3. want the Panama Canal? He wanted the canal to lose Chinese control. That has happened, replaced by a US contractor, one we with questionable military  contractor experience...

4. like the song YMCA? Sorry, there is no fucking excuse for this disco relic...

5. look different? Sorry, there is no fucking excuse for the make-up at all...

6. fire people? Because he fucking can...

7. want to be President? Because he is a fucking control freak. Plus he fucking loves all the MAGA worshipers...

8. look orange? Sorry, there is no fucking excuse, but this is fake suntan lotion or simular makeup...

9. hate Taylor Swift? She is the most liberal and is a loud anti-Trumper...

10. wear diapers? You're fucking not serious...

11. lie so much? Sorry, he has no fucking excuse...

11. stand weird? He is 78. For a fat guy, he seems healthy. Biut the never smoked, never drank lifestyles has some benefits...

13. have a big ego? Sorry, there could never be an excuse for his fucking narcistic outlook, and his petty revengal actions...