Sunday Stealing
1. Do you tend to have a guilty conscious? Yes because I was raised Catholic. It's why I quit God at 14...
2. Do you still have your wisdom teeth? Yes.
3. Peanut Butter - creamy or crunchy? Really?
4. Get up off your butt. Take 5 steps. Which leg did you start out on? Somebody is stoned.
5. What color is your favorite kitchen utensil? How could you have one? Geez.
6. Did you watch the Michael Jackson memorial/funeral? Not at gunpoint.
7. Do you know anyone who graduated from high school this year?Were you invited to their graduation party? Did you go? Yes & no. NJ is a ride from AZ.
8. White with black stripes or black with white stripes? Maybe there are mushrooms involved here.
9. If we were to call your 6th grade teacher, what would they say about you? Not much. She had a fucking nervous breakdown halfway through it and we had a half year of subs.
10. Can you draw a perfect circle? No. Is there a prize?
11. What was your favorite scratch & sniff sticker scent? Bacon.
12. How many light switches and electrical outlets are in the room that you are in right now? Fuck off.
13. Do you know sign language? I know the alphabet.
14. Do you step on cracks in the sidewalk? Of course.
15. And the sheets on your bed look like....? Sheets with leopard print.
