21) What’s something you’ve always wanted? A time machine. I’d like to go back and tell myself “Don’t do that!”
22) Do you have hairy legs? No. I played football for a lot of years and where the pads were, I lost the hair on my legs. I don’t know why that is, but it is.
23) What does “Semper Fidelis” stand for? Who gives a fuck?
24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? It’s a lot easier to swim without waves.
25) Do you wear a lot of black? Yes.
26) Describe your hair: Curly and dark. Just like my mind.
27) Do you have Entomophobia? You can keep at this, but I’m not looking up words for a fucking meme.
28) Are you an adult? Just barely.
29) Do you own or rent? Own.
30) Do you have a tan? It’s January. So a “no go” on tans.
31) Are you addicted to TV? Yes. I just bought Roku. I allows you to stream hundreds of stations on your TV. I can finally watch Crossing Jordan with Jill Hennessy again on Netflix. I watch all the free movies I get with Amazon Prime, Hulu Plus and movie networks I’ve never heard of. It’s only $75 with no monthly fee.
33) Are you a sugar freak? No.
34) What happened to Larry King? He retired and probably got married again.
35) What sign are you? Stop.
36) What do you wish on your birthday? Winning Powerball. If only I were given or bought a ticket. You gotta meet that shit half way.
37) Who did you copy this from? Lance, you got at least read the questions.
38) Do you eat breakfast? Only on weekends.
39) What would you name the royal baby? Squirt.
40) Do you buy a newspaper? Yes.
This was a thrill a minute. Enjoy your week.